You are: Andrew Dowsett. A dependable sort of chap
with a wicked sarcastic streak.

Which St Tom's member of staff are you turning into?
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There ya' go andy. I even did the test twice to see the result with my alternate answers to a couple of the questions.

Heather would say, "Scott? Sarcastic? Never!"

Ah, but dependable Heather.

"Hah!", she would say.